We all know that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, sure, but when it comes to cat and dog names, the unusual monikers are the ones that put smiles on all of our faces.
We've examined Vetstreet's database of more than 89 million dogs and 49 million cats to find names that appeared just once, then picked out the long, funny names that had us tripping over our tongues.
Penelope Petunia Peachtree
We suspect this name belongs to a perfectly petite and perky pooch.
Coco Chanel Divalicious
You can't blame her for sneaking in a nap. We're a little worn out ourselves from just typing that name!
Empress Snowcone Kittlesworth
We can't think of a name better suited to feline royalty.
Angus Von Wigglebottom
He's the one with the waggly tail. Obviously.
Mamacita Bonita Diablo
She's an awfully pretty little devil, isn't she?
Pippa the Gangster Step Sister
She's bad to the bone. Especially if you give her a particularly tasty one to chew on.
Professor Sherlock Meowington
He's the only one who can solve the mystery of the missing tuna. (Not because he's such a great detective; it's just that he's the one who ate it.)
Poquito Pobrecito
Whether it's time for a fiesta or a siesta, you can't resist those puppy dog eyes, can you?
Itzi Bitzi Witzi Kitzi
That's quite a big name for a little kitty!
Rainbow Sparkle Cotton Candy
A name for your favorite friend made up of all your favorite things? Sounds like a plan to us!
Chestnut Hill Stop for a Margarita
We're sure there's a story behind this one, but we don't even need to know. They had us at margarita.
